Munruben bank robbery

[Allan at Wallan]

A hooded robber burst into the Bank of Munruben and forced the
tellers to load a bag with all the cash they had.

On the way out a brave customer grabbed the hood of the robber
and pulled it off revealing his face. The customer was immediately
shot dead.

The robber, now without his hood, noticed a teller staring at him
so shot him dead too.

The robber then asked, "Well, did anyone else see my face?'

There were a few anxious moments as everyone was too scared
to own up.

However, one intrepid "woodie" from Munruben, John, raised his
hand and said, "My missus got a pretty good look at you".

Allan

[ian]

to which John's wife replied, aw John you know I always tell you every thing I see, as soon as I see it