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6th June 2011, 09:11 PM #1
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aUSSIE GIRL
Three friends married women from different parts of the world.
The first guy married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do
the dishes and house cleaning. Nothing much happened on the first
day but by the third day he came home to find the dishes done
and the house cleaned satisfactorily.
The second chap married a Thai girl. She was given orders to do the
cleaning, wash the dishes and perform the cooking. After the first
day very little occurred but by day three everything was being done.
The third bloke married an Aussie girl. He ordered her to keep the
house clean, was dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry, chop the wood,
provide hot meals three times a day and carry out his wishes as
demanded.
After the first day he saw nothing, after the second day there was
a little improvement but by the third day the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little out of his left eye. His broken arm had
healed enough that he could ring his doctor for advice.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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6th June 2011, 09:50 PM #2
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vERY GOOD.
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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7th June 2011, 12:54 PM #3
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As should happen!!!!!
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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7th June 2011, 01:56 PM #4
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Gee he scored a mild tempered one didn't he ? If I tried that they'd never find the body...
I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
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7th June 2011, 03:54 PM #5
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Gawd if I had demanded that - my funeral would have been on the fourth day!
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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8th June 2011, 07:52 PM #6
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I like it.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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