plane trip

[Gino]

I hope this joke doesn't push the limit.

A true story: And aren't they all!!!

This story is from one of the " lucky " passengers on board a Northwest
Airlines flight to Boston during hurricane "Bob".

The captain did his best to skirt the edge of the storm, but it was a
pretty rough ride just the same. Rough enough that the flight attendants
were ordered to strap themselves into their seats for about half an hour,
and many of the passengers were putting the little plastic-lined bags in
their seat pockets to good use.

When the turbulence finally abated, the flight attendants unbuckled themselves, and the captain's voice came on the intercom. "Well, folks, that was quite some ride, wasn't it"? But we came through it fine, just the way we always do, and I'm happy to report that it looks like the remainder of our trip should be much calmer. On behalf of myself and today's flight crew, I'd like to thank you very much for your calmness and cooperation, and extend our best wishes for a pleasant stay in Boston.

After a short pause and several clicks the passengers heard....."Jesus Christ - what a fuc**n' nightmare ride!" "Man, I sure could use a cup of strong coffee and a good blow job right about now. I think I earned it"

As a stricken stewardess dashed up the aisle to the cabin (to inform the captain that his intercom was still on), one of the passengers called after her, "Don't forget the coffee!"

[John Saxton]

Good one Gino,was that expresso or latte?

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Johnno

[Gino]

He would have needed an expresso with a drop of something else after he found out what happended.

[RETIRED]

It does but I will let it pass Just once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gino]

thanks , as I don't want to be black banned.
I usually delete the real bad ones.