Golf 2

[Gino]

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back.

"Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible."

"When did you use this awful language?" asks the priest.

"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 metres, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 metres."

"Is that when you swore?"

"No, Father," says the man. "After that, a possum ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away."

"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Father again.

"Well, no." says the man. "You see, as the possum was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the possum in his talons and began to fly away!"

"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed Priest.

"No, not yet," the man replies. "As the eagle carried the possum away in his claws, it flew over a bit of forest near the green and the possum dropped my ball.

" Did you swear THEN?" asked the impatient Priest.

"No, because as the ball fell, it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes, careened off a big rock, and rolled through a sand trap onto the green and stopped within six inches of the hole."

Silence filled the confessional until the Priest sighed and said, "You missed the f*%#ing putt, didn't you?"

[oges]

i reckon they are they worst putts to have too!


Brett