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    (sung to the 'Jaws' theme)..
    Traaaaa...bant..... Traaaaa.....bant.... Tra..bant Tra..bant Trabant Trabant Trabant Trabant Trabant trabanttrabanttrabanttrabant

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    "OK, we've got it watertight but now the brakes don't work."
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Variation on a local advert:

    Arthur: "We need tyres for traction."
    Martha: "Comfort!"
    Arthur: "Traction!"
    Small voice in back seat: "Flotation!"
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Well I still say global warming is a myth!


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    Think I'll go with pugwash

    special mention mic-d

    over to you puggy ...
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    The handling is a little soggy!
    anne-maria.
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    even with the welcome bribe of a cuppa you're just a tad too late TL!
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    Here we go then......
    Pugwash.

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    (&^$#^*))( it's cold!!!!!!

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    Helga meets crocodile roo-dog.
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    It wasn't until Duke reached a certain depth in the water that he began to seriously consider being spayed.

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    There's leeches!!
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    Bounce
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    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Rex's first visit to Crab lake was a memorable one

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Diana wasn't sure that it was a good idea for Rex to fill in for the dolphins
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