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26th May 2011, 06:09 PM #1Skwair2rownd
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Construction sites-more dangerous than you think
Just realized today how dangerous construction sites are! All those animals roaming around!!
Gorillas (ladder), (grease)) Monkey, Gopher, Alligator (clips), Crawlers, Caterpillars, Bobcats, Huskies, Dingoes, Kangas, Cranes, Wildcats,Broncos ( Very old though), (Dodge) Rams, Falcons. Brumbies,.
Its a zoo out there!!!
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26th May 2011, 10:55 PM #2
And don't forget the occasional Taurus. The sparky on my current job brought one along that generated power!!!
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27th May 2011, 08:17 AM #3GOLD MEMBER
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And possibly Red Bull
Tom
"It's good enough" is low aim
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28th May 2011, 06:49 AM #4Senior Member
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Perhaps a grumpy (Bench) Dog or two!
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30th May 2011, 12:29 PM #5Jim
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And look at the number of tools that have jaws and/or teeth.
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30th May 2011, 01:39 PM #6Jim Carroll
One Good Turn Deserves Another. CWS, Vicmarc, Robert Sorby, Woodcut, Tormek, Woodfast
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2nd June 2011, 05:53 PM #7Hewer of wood
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All good masculine stuff ;-}
Don't forget Triton. Three punctures for the effort of one.
But I must say they're much safer places to work on than when I were a lad.
Asbestos for one. Railings for two.Cheers, Ern
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2nd June 2011, 06:30 PM #8Skwair2rownd
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2nd June 2011, 06:34 PM #9Hewer of wood
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Doin' my best Arthur ;-}
Cheers, Ern
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2nd June 2011, 06:59 PM #10
And yet today I had an extremely rude couple just waltz in to a very dangerous building on our work site. When I saw one of them coming out, I told them politely "get out of there please, it's quite dangerous" their reply was "(air quotes)Dangerous(/air quotes). It's ok, we rennovate houses. We understand (air quotes)dangerous(/air quotes)."
"You don't know what's in there. The floorboards are rotten and I've gone through them a few times myself." (not to mention the 3/4" thick crumbling wall plaster and collapsing roof)
"Yeh well we'll take responsibility for ourselves."
"Please get out NOW."
I've been steaming over them all day.
I don't care if you're Bruno #$%!# Grollo, you don't walk uninvited and unknown into a work site.
Cripes!!! Imagine if one of the Gorillas got out and mauled them!! There'd have been yuppie-tracksuit-brand-name-sunnies-and-cap-wearing guts all over the place.
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