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    Exclamation Construction sites-more dangerous than you think

    Just realized today how dangerous construction sites are! All those animals roaming around!!

    Gorillas (ladder), (grease)) Monkey, Gopher, Alligator (clips), Crawlers, Caterpillars, Bobcats, Huskies, Dingoes, Kangas, Cranes, Wildcats,Broncos ( Very old though), (Dodge) Rams, Falcons. Brumbies,.

    Its a zoo out there!!!

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    And don't forget the occasional Taurus. The sparky on my current job brought one along that generated power!!!

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    And possibly Red Bull
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    Perhaps a grumpy (Bench) Dog or two!

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    And look at the number of tools that have jaws and/or teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbur View Post
    And look at the number of tools that have jaws and/or teeth.
    And those are the ones that like raw flesh to feed on.
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    All good masculine stuff ;-}

    Don't forget Triton. Three punctures for the effort of one.

    But I must say they're much safer places to work on than when I were a lad.

    Asbestos for one. Railings for two.
    Cheers, Ern

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    Quote Originally Posted by rsser View Post
    All good masculine stuff ;-}

    Don't forget Triton. Three punctures for the effort of one.

    But I must say they're much safer places to work on than when I were a lad.

    Asbestos for one. Railings for two.
    True toform Ern!! Inject some seriousnee into the fun!!

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    Doin' my best Arthur ;-}
    Cheers, Ern

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    Quote Originally Posted by rsser View Post
    But I must say they're much safer places to work on than when I were a lad.
    And yet today I had an extremely rude couple just waltz in to a very dangerous building on our work site. When I saw one of them coming out, I told them politely "get out of there please, it's quite dangerous" their reply was "(air quotes)Dangerous(/air quotes). It's ok, we rennovate houses. We understand (air quotes)dangerous(/air quotes)."

    "You don't know what's in there. The floorboards are rotten and I've gone through them a few times myself." (not to mention the 3/4" thick crumbling wall plaster and collapsing roof)

    "Yeh well we'll take responsibility for ourselves."

    "Please get out NOW."

    I've been steaming over them all day.

    I don't care if you're Bruno #$%!# Grollo, you don't walk uninvited and unknown into a work site.

    Cripes!!! Imagine if one of the Gorillas got out and mauled them!! There'd have been yuppie-tracksuit-brand-name-sunnies-and-cap-wearing guts all over the place.

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