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  1. #1456
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    Kate decided the pretzel hat was more suitable for a wedding.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  2. #1457
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    "Not quite there yet, try swapping the green and orange ones and we will have another look."
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  3. #1458
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    The closest she'll come to wearing a Monarch headdress

  4. #1459
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    "See, what happened was, I bought this hat decorated with caterpillers....."
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  5. #1460
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    The closest she'll come to wearing a Monarch headdress
    heh heh, like that play on words

  6. #1461
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    Little did she suspect, when she naively slipped the freshly-cut flower behind her ear, that it was genetically enhanced...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  7. #1462
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    So how do we calculate the effects of twenty five butterfly wings flapping?

    When Sharron went to the butterfly house she knew that white attrects them best, so she wahsed her best hat in New Whiter Brighter Omo!
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  8. #1463
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    Default And the winner is ....

    My funny bone liked the Monarch headdress

    so take it away mic-d



    A special thanks to AlexS for broadening my education
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  9. #1464
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post



    A special thanks to AlexS for broadening my education
    Yeah! I don't think I'll google words I don't know from him anymore. although he could just mean THIS!
    Last edited by tea lady; 27th May 2011 at 10:54 AM. Reason: bit more
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  10. #1465
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    Thanks. Righto, lets see what Alex does with this one

  11. #1466
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    "What makes you think I tore the bean bag?"
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  12. #1467
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    We promise to ship your cat with that little extra TLC
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  13. #1468
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    Going on holiday?
    Need someone to look after your cat?
    Simply pack your cat securely in a cardboard box and post to:

    The Holiday Homes for Cats Pie Company.
    Melbourne.
    Australia.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  14. #1469
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    Pussy cat, Pussy Cat, where have you bean?
    I've bean down to London postmarked to the Queen
    Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, what did you there?
    I struggled and struggled to come up for air

  15. #1470
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    Fluffy...master of disguise...becomes a lamington...
    in an attempt to surprise that pesky mouse

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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