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  1. #1441
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    "So tell the listeners why you think this will give you more protection then a couple of hot dog roles over your ears."
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    but he didnt really have a lot going on upstairs...
    All winners .. but this one tickled..over to you Oz

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Have we had this one before? Seemed appropriate


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    I put on my best shorts for Martha's cremation
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    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  5. #1445
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    Hah, Midnight oil and roof insulation just doesn't mix!
    Instagram: mark_aylward
    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    Now where did I leave my fiddle?
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    "Is it just me, or are these mints really hot?"
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Little did Barry know that the ASP (Anti Smoking Police) had two operatives on the roof ready to take him out.

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Joe was quite happy to rent out his attic to the two visiting aliens, although their jetpacks were a bit noisy.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    I put on my best shorts for Martha's cremation
    Thought this one was cool... Over to you, Nick.
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Hmm
    I liked TL's

    but anyway for the fashionistas how about this?

    Attachment 171156
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    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    When he suggested she try the 'butterfly flick', Fred's girlfriend completely misunderstood what he wanted.
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    Appologies in advance for the geekiness of this response...


    Where m = money and t = taste

    Seriously though, what is wrong with this girl? Mind you, some idiot paid $16,000 (I think) for that toilet lid she wore to the recent wedding...

    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    Hmm
    I liked TL's
    Yeah, me too, but you squeaked home

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    Another air head.
    Cheers, Ern

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    Butter(fly) head!
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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