A young man just having bought a new BMW thought he would give it a workout on the Hume highway.
The top was down,the breeze blowing thru his fast receeding hairline,and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped past 100kph,he suddenly saw flashing blue and red lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
The needle hit 110kph,120kph......then the reality of the situation hit him.
"What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.The cop came up to him,took his licence without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day,this is the end of my shift,and it's Friday the 13th.I don't feel like more paperwork,so if you can give me an excuse for driving that I haven't heard before,you can go."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop.I was afraid you were going to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," says the officer.


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Johnno