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  1. #1426
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    Mutton dressed as lamb.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    An American attempt to copy the gold Coast meter maids!
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Doris wasn't sure that her visit to the discount plastic surgery emporium was worth the 5 bucks

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    ...... so when Charles was talking to some plants, Camilla went on the prowl.

    Ray

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    Tasmania may look ok on the map but when you uncover it a bit, you discover it's not a place you want to go.

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    When politics gets real: At the State of the Union Address, the US president simply showed this slide and walked out.

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    This is not what I had in mind when they advertised "INEXPENSIVE PLASTIC SURGERY TO MAKE YOU LOOK & FEEL DIFFERENT"

    Sorry underfoot..I didn't see your's before I put this in
    Last edited by skot; 21st May 2011 at 09:08 PM. Reason: Apology to underfoot

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    Your turn again Undie!
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    oops..been away..how about

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    The local fire brigade spokesman was enthusiastic but he didnt really have a lot going on upstairs...

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    The Army's latest urban camouflage
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    "I promise cheap housing and head protection for everyone if elected" says local candidate Mr Bill Mc Greeee-ecky-ecky-fertang-fertang-wump-feagal of the Silly Party.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    I know you said you had a mobile home, but ............

    Ray

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    And the world will end on May 22, no for real.
    "Rotten to the Core"

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    "I should have heeded Barbie's advice," said Ken, "and taken the BLUE pill."
    Pugwash.

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