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  1. #1411
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    I dyed my feathers so I look like the Prime Minister - What do you think?
    well, your butt pokes out as far

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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    No eggs huh? Guess that means I only get 1 carton of milk.
    We have a winner.

    Cross thread promotion at its best.


    Over to you Labrat,

    Ron
    "Rotten to the Core"

  3. #1413
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    I was about to post

    Rhode Island Red, hah, I'm a Rhodes Scholar!


    But I did like the cross link joke
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  4. #1414
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    Try this one.........
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    1) What do you mean "don't use your mobile while driving"?

    2) In the days of old when seat belts hadn't been invented.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    It works fine as long as I don't drive further than the cord can reach.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  7. #1417
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    Can I use this to 'phone the Doctor? I'm suffering from a severe case of sepia.

    Ray

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    "Hello Anne? It's Donna. I feel so stupid; I've got my finger trapped in Darren's bloody ornamental CV joint thingy again? Can you ask him to hurry?"
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    ..and this button..well..it makes the seat vibraa-a-a-a-ate..
    ...so I think I'll just give Chuck a call....

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  10. #1420
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    I should look smug! Nothing will ever be more advanced than this.

  11. #1421
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    I thought that one would be difficult but as usual the worthy captions popped up anyway .

    Over to yoooouuuu..................





    Woodwould!
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  12. #1422
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    Strewth... ya gotta be bloody quick... not even 6 & a half hours.... what happens if you have to duck out to do some work.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    That was quick!

    Do your best chaps!
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

  14. #1424
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    "Roxanne, you don't have to put out the red light."
    "Rotten to the Core"

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    Nice dress.... shame about the model.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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