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19th May 2011, 01:40 PM #1396
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OK then my turn.
"Rotten to the Core"
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19th May 2011, 02:00 PM #1397
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Dog: "Who are you?"
Chicken: "I'm Florence the chicken! Who are you?"
Dog: I'm Gopher the Chicken Hound.".
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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19th May 2011, 02:27 PM #1398
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1) Look into my eyes.
2) Have you heard what's going on down there?Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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19th May 2011, 03:18 PM #1399
Timber Hoarder
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"The sky is falling.... really?"
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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19th May 2011, 03:55 PM #1400
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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"...and don't bother crossing the road... you'll never hear the end of it!" (Proffered by Mrs. Wood.)
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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19th May 2011, 04:34 PM #1401
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Oh sorry Raelene, I just assumed your name was Sunday Roast, that's what the master calls you.
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19th May 2011, 04:47 PM #1402
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"Here's a tip, keep laying your eggs in the house, eventually the master will grow to love you too. Hehehe, stupid dawg."
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19th May 2011, 06:40 PM #1403
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So tell me again....how do you pee on a tree without falling over?
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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19th May 2011, 08:35 PM #1404
Timber recyclist
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No eggs huh? Guess that means I only get 1 carton of milk.
Cheers, Bob the labrat
Measure once and.... the phone rings!
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19th May 2011, 10:47 PM #1405
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You had to be there.
Originally Posted by labr@
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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19th May 2011, 11:42 PM #1406
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.......and I've been there, believe me! Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
You had to be there.Cheers, Bob the labrat
Measure once and.... the phone rings!
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20th May 2011, 09:09 AM #1407
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Originally Posted by labr@
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
You had to be there. Originally Posted by labr@
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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20th May 2011, 09:27 AM #1408
Neander Normite
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20th May 2011, 09:35 AM #1409
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Dunno! You still smell like dinner to me! Originally Posted by Groggy
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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20th May 2011, 09:57 AM #1410
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"Why Not?"
"Well, because you're no pussy cat, and I'm certainly no owl. And besides, I don't have a boat."
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