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  1. 17th May 2011, 12:05 PM #1
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    Default Perfectly logical?

    A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
    The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?
    He replied, "They had eggs."
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    Wont let me have smiley faces
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  3. 17th May 2011, 12:17 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashore View Post
    Wont let me have smiley faces
    Why not?
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  4. 17th May 2011, 12:32 PM #4
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    That type of logic has got me into trouble many a time.
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  5. 17th May 2011, 12:51 PM #5
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    Can't see anything wrong with it. I would do exactly the same.
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    Perfectly logical to any code cutter.
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    You blokes have got it wrong

    If they had eggs she wanted you to get a six pack
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    Eggsactly
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    Works for me.
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    Good one Cliff

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    Maybe SWMBO just wanted to scramble the story???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    You blokes have got it wrong

    If they had eggs she wanted you to get a six pack
    What? ... we were supposed to exercise?
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    I doubt the wife will ever have six with him again.

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