GEORGE DUBBYA BUSHISMS

[Hartley]

AND THEN HE SAID..........

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush, Jr.

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage
between a mother and child."
..Governor George W. Bush, Jr.


"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.


"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is
somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is
very important. We have seen pictures where there are
canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that
means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can
breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94



"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's
history -- I mean, in this century's history. But we all
lived in
this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95


"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more
freedom and democracy - but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98



"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any
Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93


"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
..Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96



"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made
good judgments in the future."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.


"The future will be better tomorrow."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.


"We're going to have the best- educated American
people in the world."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97



"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive
positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
..Governor George W. Bush, Jr.



"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson,
8/17/93



"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part
of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We
are a part of Europe."
..Governor George W. Bush, Jr.



"Public speaking is very easy."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9



"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.



"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people
going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.


"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the
killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple:
Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame.
Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to
blame.
...George W. Bush, Jr.


"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in
terms of not having it."
..Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96



"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or
may not occur."
..Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97



"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93



"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that
teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95



"The American people would not want to know of any
misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.



"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to
enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have
made."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.



"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.


"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar
system."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

[Tristan Croll]

Scary. Very, very scary.

[Iain]

Almost sounds like Joh and some of his mates!