A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced
ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please
be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've
been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a Sales Representative
* he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services
* he was never really sure how it was supposed to
function,but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services
* he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing
* even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know
when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer
* he understood the basic process but wanted three years
to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
system.

Husband #6 was from Management
* he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it
was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing
* although he had a nice product, he was never sure how
to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist
* all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist
* all he ever did was look at it.

Husband#10 was a stamp collector
* all he ever did was... God! I MISS HIM!!!!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the lawyer, "but, why?"

"Duh! You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get
screwed!"