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  1. #1351
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    I wanted a zebra for xmas. But Dad said we had a dog so we couldn't get one!
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  2. #1352
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    Mummy said if draw on the wall again, I'm in the doghouse.
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  3. #1353
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    Ran out of paper
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  4. #1354
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    Trusty is ready for show n tell, mum!
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  5. #1355
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    If speed alone was the requirement, then Cliff would have won, and indeed Cliffy you have won, but because that is an entirely warped and twisted caption. Well done! over to you...

  6. #1356
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    Beauty, hang about while I find something 'suitable' to post.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  7. #1357
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    Have we done this one before, I can't remember.

    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  8. #1358
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    When our traffic lights say "stop", they mean it!

  9. #1359
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    Boss the next day, when he tries to explain why he has not turned up for work, "Why does this sort of thing only happen when you guys are on the way home from holidays?"
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  10. #1360
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    Navman doesn't work in pine platations

  11. #1361
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    Yet another Jeremy Clarkson DIY failure.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  12. #1362
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    An example of something that's not "an accident waiting to happen"
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  13. #1363
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    Well at least the boat seems OK!
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  14. #1364
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    The water police always get their man.

  15. #1365
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    'told you the boat on top would make the steering wonky
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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