Ex gitlfriend.

[munruben]

I almost had a Psychic girlfriend once but she left me before we met. Not that I minded because she was from a poor family, they were so poor, they couldn't even pay attention.

[wheelinround]

Giltfriend ? John your imagination running wild again

[Tom the Tin Man]

Good one John. But that's the trouble with those psychic girlies, they're way too fickle. I'm sure I almost met her myself.
And a 'giltfriend' would be okay Wheelin'. More than okay, in fact it'd be good as gold. Anyone know where I can find one that can at least afford to pay attention?

Tom
Little by little, the night turns around.

[_fly_]

I'm going out with her at the moment, Did you know she had a limp and a glass eye??

[rayintheuk]

A limp glass eye - that must look weird!

Ray

[olbassy]

Yeh......but weirder still.....she limped on her wooden leg........and.........her name.....was.......Peg!