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  1. #1291
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    Motor uni.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    Nobody meantions the third partner, Jones, in the Harley-Davidson story
    like this.. over to you Sawdust

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    OK

    hmm, how about this:

    and try and keep it clean

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    veni, vidi,
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    Without wood it's just ...

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    So close... and yet so far

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    Why bird-watchers are also known as twitchers.
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    How William and Kate really met

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    How Tom, Tom the piper's son got his new name, Peeping Tom.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    I go window cleaning to earn an honest bob.
    For a nosey parker it's an interesting job
    Now it's a job that just suits me, a window cleaner you will be.
    If you could see what I can see
    When I'm cleaning windows.

    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    When Roger went to take a closer look at a particularly interesting beetle that landed on the windowpane, little did he know he was about to set off a chain of events that would end with a restraining order

    Pugwash, quoting George Formby must be cheating!

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    Your Honor, I was out walking and was thirsty when I saw some condensation on the glass. I thought I could lick it to get some moisture but it was so cold my tongue got stuck! That lady appeared at that point and so did her husband, the angry photographer...

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    I'll go with Groggy's

    over to you
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    tornavi
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    yeah be good to get out of the gutter

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    Quote Originally Posted by springwater View Post
    yeah be good to get out of the gutter
    Did I miss something good?
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Default Just for a change

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtM9Cax-kgE&feature=player_detailpage]YouTube - Cars, Made In China, Funny[/ame]

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    Hand brake turn not hand break turn.... dopey.
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