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  1. #1
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    Default Grin and Bear it.

    A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears. Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to Yellowstone. They reported to the ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance, and finally the ranger relented.
    The Russian and the Czech were given portable phones and told to report in every day. For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists.
    The rangers mounted a search party and found the camp completely ravaged, with no sign of the missing men. They followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because they feared an international incident.
    They killed the female animal and opened the stomach to find the remains of the Russian. One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?" The other ranger responded, "Of course..."


    "The Czech is in the male."
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    I didn't get it
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
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    It made me laugh.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    I should have seen that one coming!!!!
    Russell (aka Mulgabill)
    "It is as it is"

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    I hope the envelope does not get water onto it, then we might have a "Wet Check"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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