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  1. #1231
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    Remember if I can't see you in my mirrors you don't exist!
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    And the final score,

    Cat 1, Bulldog 0



    Ron
    "Rotten to the Core"

  3. #1233
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    And in the new series of "All Aussie Adventures" Russell Coight helps out a mate at the mines......
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  4. #1234
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    Every truckie followed the directions of the site manager after seeing what he did to the first guy who dropped his dirt in the wrong place.

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    The dangers of slip streaming?
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  6. #1236
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    When Arnie gets on his push bike, you better watch out.
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  7. #1237
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    You toucha my butt I smasha your face.
    OK, I like this one best & TL came second.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  8. #1238
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    Right oh, have a go at this one
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  9. #1239
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    see, just add chocolate balls, and our production problems are solved

  10. #1240
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    "D-a-r-l... weren't there just two rabbits sitting there when we went to bed last night?"
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    "D-a-r-l... weren't there just two rabbits sitting there when we went to bed last night?"
    I was gonna say that!

    Just don't take your eyes off them.
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Overheard in the supermarket.....

    Look darling! Chocolate rabbits! Don't tell me it's January already!
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

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    Who left these on the mantlepiece for Santa?
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  14. #1244
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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    Overheard in the supermarket.....

    Look darling! Chocolate rabbits! Don't tell me it's January already!
    Well it looks like every one who wants to has had a go and I think pugwash gets it for knowing our supermarkets replace the Christmas decorations with bunnies, eggs and hot cross buns.
    So over to you pugwesh.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  15. #1245
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    Fantastic! I'm not usually allowed chocolate.
    Here's a new one.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

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