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  1. #1
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    Default Coffee Encounter

    Allan and John went into a diner, in Munruben, that looked as though it had seen better days.
    As they slid in a booth, Allan wiped some crumbs from the seat.
    Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table.

    The waitress came over and asked if they wanted some menus.

    "No thanks," said Allan. "I'll just have a cup of black coffee."

    "I'll have black coffee too," John said. "And please make sure the
    cup is clean."

    The waitress shot him a nasty look. She turned and marched off into
    the kitchen. Two minutes later, she was back.

    "Two cups of black coffee," she announced. "Which one of you wanted
    the clean cup?"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    I love long black coffee. That one makes me cry

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    The "mug" wanted the clean cup
    ... I won't say whether it was John or me

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Just try and keep the saw dust and metal shavings out of the cup in the workshop.

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