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Thread: Coffee Encounter
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19th April 2011, 11:05 AM #1
Coffee Encounter
Allan and John went into a diner, in Munruben, that looked as though it had seen better days.
As they slid in a booth, Allan wiped some crumbs from the seat.
Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table.
The waitress came over and asked if they wanted some menus.
"No thanks," said Allan. "I'll just have a cup of black coffee."
"I'll have black coffee too," John said. "And please make sure the
cup is clean."
The waitress shot him a nasty look. She turned and marched off into
the kitchen. Two minutes later, she was back.
"Two cups of black coffee," she announced. "Which one of you wanted
the clean cup?"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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19th April 2011, 12:49 PM #2
I love long black coffee. That one makes me cry
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19th April 2011, 10:44 PM #3
The "mug" wanted the clean cup
... I won't say whether it was John or me
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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22nd April 2011, 02:38 PM #4
Just try and keep the saw dust and metal shavings out of the cup in the workshop.
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