With reservations......

[Iain]

Never try to outsmart a woman!
>
> There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,
> and
> was a real miser when it came to his money.
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take
> all my money and put it in the casket with me.
> I want to take my money to the afterlife with me".
> And so, he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he
> died,
> she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
> Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting
> there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
> When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
> close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
>
> She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the
> casket.
>
> Then, the undertakers locked the casket down, and rolled it away.
> So, her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
> that
> money in there with your husband".
>
> The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I am a Christian, I can't go back on my
> word.
> I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
> him".
> "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?
> "I sure did", said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
> account
> and wrote him a cheque.
> If he can cash it, he can spend it".
>
>
>
>
> Women Are Smarter Than Men
> Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles
> decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
> Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath
> away.
>
> "I'm just an ordinary man", he said, walking up to her, "but in just a
> week
> or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars".
> The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his
> stepmother.
>
>
>
>
> Women's Revenge
>
> "Cash, check, or charge?" I asked, after folding the items the woman
> wished
> to purchase.
>
> As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television
> set in her purse.
>
> "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
>
> "No", she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I
> figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him.
>
> Understanding Women (A Man's Perspective)
>
> I know I am not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you
> can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out
> by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
>
>
>
>
> Wife vs Husband
> A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
>
> As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
> sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
> "Yep", the wife replied, "in-laws".
>
>
>
>
> Words
> A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
> day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
>
> The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
> everything to men".
>
> The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
>
>
>
>
>
> Stupid and Beautiful
>
> A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and
> so beautiful all at the same time".
>
> The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
> would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
> you!
>
>
>
>
> The Beast
> Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
> losing his temper.
>
> "Be careful", he said to his wife. "You will bring out the beast in me".
>
> So what?" his wife shot back. "Who's afraid of a mouse?"
>
>
>
>
>
> Coffee
> A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
> coffee
> each morning.
>
> The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
> don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
> The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should
> do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee".
>
> Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that
> the man should do the coffee".
>
> Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me".
>
> So, she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at
> the top of several pages, that it indeed says... "HEBREWS".

[beejay1]

eight to nil in favour of the fairer sex there Iain,, I guess thats about right too bless em. Wouldnt have it any other way though would we.
Love em to bits.
beejay1

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