Turpentine vs. Holy Water

[Woodwould]

A little boy was sitting on the footpath shaking a bottle of turpentine and watching the bubbles rise.

A Priest came along and asked the boy 'What have you got there sonny?'

The boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turps!'

The Priest said, 'Actually, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water; if you rub it on a pregnant woman's tummy, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The boy replied, 'Well... if you rub turps on a cat's ar5e, it'll pass a Harley Davidson.'

[Ozkaban]

[chrisb691]

[tea lady]

it'll pass a Harley Davidson? That ain't so fast!

[Woodwould]

it'll pass a Harley Davidson? That ain't so fast!

I was going to say 'Ferrari', but that would have been an outright lie!

[HazzaB]

I was going to say 'Ferrari', but that would have been an outright lie!

Hey Woodwould,

Have you done it are you sure

HazzaB

[Woodwould]

Hey Woodwould,

Have you done it are you sure

HazzaB

What... said 'Ferrari'?

[chrisb691]

How does a cat swallow a Harley in the first place?

[chambezio]

When my uncle was a lad (he is 82 now) he would take his dog for a walk when she was on heat. When, the somewhat rather preoccupied dogs would come along and sniffing and thinking what the next few minutes would hold in store....uncle would dab a little turps from a rag on the starter button of the dog and watch them take off. Cheap form of fun during the depression

[Rodgera]

I had the same experience when the fuel tank on my Willy Warmer leaked.