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  1. #1171
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    Now that is just sick! ...

    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  2. #1172
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    Give her the bird underfoot.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  3. #1173
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    One Bird or Two

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    Un-egret-able, that's what you are.

    (Sorry Nat)
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    underfoot - I think you've got a case in the copyright tribunal ...
    Well yes..but there's more.....much more than this ...because I did it ...
    myyyyyyyyy....waaaayyyyyyyy..

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    Take it away Tea Lady, you made me chuckle.

    (Close second to the Otis impersonator)


    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    Sittin on a rock in the bay watchin the tide roll away...
    I liked it too. But thew judges decision is final I guess.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    That's a bit unfair
    someone else wins with an egret joke

    PS underfoot - I think you've got a case in the copyright tribunal ...
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Arh yes, I see it now.... seems to be an impacted wisdom tooth.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  9. #1179
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    Ok, here's the deal - if you don't eat me I will take my teeth out of your epiglottis.

    or

    I can see an egret's egress down there.

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    "Liam! Leave him! The bird's coming round... get out of there!
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Open wide and say ah.
    Last edited by A Duke; 18th April 2011 at 12:27 PM. Reason: added Open wide and
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Sover

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    Geckofloss. You know you need it - Fishbreath!
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Crouching Tiger-Heron, Hidden Bearded Dragon...

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    Geez, I'm glad I did those pelvic floor exercises
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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