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  1. #1141
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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    translation....
    'Egrets' .....I've had a few...but then again....too few to mention...
    Keep trying underfoot, they'll pick you eventually.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  2. #1142
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    Looks like ideas have dried up

    Quote Originally Posted by stuffy View Post
    "Holy Hieroglyphics, Batman, your ancestor killed Tutankhamen!!!!"
    I'll go with this stuffy this time

    but I nearly gave it to underfoot for perseverance
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Have we had this?

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    Front line consequences of ADF cut-backs.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    The Defence Minister says his budget cuts have been a success.

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    Jesus of Kandahar.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    S.A.S on a A.S.S
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    An Australian soldier will be court-marshalled next month for assing around on duty.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Don Quixote's great great great great grandson enlisted in the army.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Our Saviour arrived on an ass.

    With similar results.
    Cheers, Ern

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    Modern day wise man has to fight to get into Nazareth
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    Nick
    veni, vidi,
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    Without wood it's just ...

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    underwood is struggling to work out how to get an egret into context.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Piglet and Pooh were relieved to see that their friend was behind cover but worried about the shortage of acorns at the front.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Bang bang!!
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Donkey Kong the first.
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    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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