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    Another in a spate of tacky garden ornaments that have recently washed up on Eastern Australian beaches.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Barry decided to go fishing despite a shocking headache and to keep the peace, he complied with his wife's seemingly strange remedial sugestion.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


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    Even while he was fishing, George couldn't shake the feeling that he was being storked.
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    Bird Brain turns out to be dab hand at Fly Fishing...

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    Fishing rods? Phffftttttha!
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    For his 3rd wish, Jacko asked to be a better fisherman
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    veni, vidi,
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    "Egrets.....I've had a few...but then again, too few to mention"...

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Maybe he doesn't fetch a stick..... but who ever wanted a stick anyway?
    I know that you beleive that you understand what it is that you think that I said; But I am not sure that you realise that what you heard is not what I meant

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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    "Egrets.....I've had a few...but then again, too few to mention"...
    OH Crap! now my eyes are watering, and my belly hurts.
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    For his 3rd wish, Jacko asked to be a better fisherman
    This tickled my funny bone most so off you go.

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    I actually liked underfoot's play on words

    but I'll take fame and glory where I can

    Here is something a little different to test the brain's trust

    Attachment 167125
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    Batman takes on Wolfwoman. Wooden spoons at three meters.
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    Google translated the hieroglyphics as KAPOW! WHAM! THUD! THUMP! SHAZAM!

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    "Holy Hieroglyphics, Batman, your ancestor killed Tutankhamen!!!!"

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    translation....
    'Egrets' .....I've had a few...but then again....too few to mention...

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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