Page 76 of 200 FirstFirst ... 2666717273747576777879808186126176 ... LastLast
Results 1,126 to 1,140 of 3000
  1. #1126
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Melbourne
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Another in a spate of tacky garden ornaments that have recently washed up on Eastern Australian beaches.
    .
    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

  2. #1127
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Melbourne
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Barry decided to go fishing despite a shocking headache and to keep the peace, he complied with his wife's seemingly strange remedial sugestion.
    .
    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

  3. #1128
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Minbun, FNQ, Australia
    Age
    66
    Posts
    1

    Default

    Even while he was fishing, George couldn't shake the feeling that he was being storked.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  4. #1129
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Northern Sydney
    Age
    49
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Bird Brain turns out to be dab hand at Fly Fishing...

  5. #1130
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    belgrave
    Age
    61
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Fishing rods? Phffftttttha!
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  6. #1131
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    North of the coathanger, Sydney
    Age
    69
    Posts
    0

    Default

    For his 3rd wish, Jacko asked to be a better fisherman
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  7. #1132
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    nth coast nsw
    Posts
    0

    Default

    "Egrets.....I've had a few...but then again, too few to mention"...

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  8. #1133
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Upper Flinders S.A.
    Age
    45
    Posts
    35

    Default

    Maybe he doesn't fetch a stick..... but who ever wanted a stick anyway?
    I know that you beleive that you understand what it is that you think that I said; But I am not sure that you realise that what you heard is not what I meant

  9. #1134
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Cheltenham, Melbourne
    Age
    75
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    "Egrets.....I've had a few...but then again, too few to mention"...
    OH Crap! now my eyes are watering, and my belly hurts.
    Chris
    ========================================

    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  10. #1135
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    777

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    For his 3rd wish, Jacko asked to be a better fisherman
    This tickled my funny bone most so off you go.

  11. #1136
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    North of the coathanger, Sydney
    Age
    69
    Posts
    0

    Default

    I actually liked underfoot's play on words

    but I'll take fame and glory where I can

    Here is something a little different to test the brain's trust

    Attachment 167125
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  12. #1137
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    ACT
    Age
    85
    Posts
    546

    Default

    Batman takes on Wolfwoman. Wooden spoons at three meters.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  13. #1138
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    777

    Default

    Google translated the hieroglyphics as KAPOW! WHAM! THUD! THUMP! SHAZAM!

  14. #1139
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    Mandurah WA
    Age
    61
    Posts
    0

    Default

    "Holy Hieroglyphics, Batman, your ancestor killed Tutankhamen!!!!"

  15. #1140
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    nth coast nsw
    Posts
    0

    Default

    translation....
    'Egrets' .....I've had a few...but then again....too few to mention...

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 616
    Last Post: 6th February 2010, 09:33 AM
  2. Replies: 443
    Last Post: 16th July 2009, 06:50 PM
  3. another need a caption, reply, question Take #2
    By wheelinround in forum JOKES
    Replies: 822
    Last Post: 4th June 2009, 02:02 PM
  4. another need a caption, reply, question
    By mic-d in forum JOKES
    Replies: 814
    Last Post: 19th February 2009, 10:25 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •