A woman is shopping in the local hardware store.
She selects nails,some screws, a hammer, and a screw driver.

As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay,a drunk standing behind her in line watches.
"You must be single," he slurs.

The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on
Earth did you know?"

"Simple," He replies, "you're ugly."