Gone with the wind

[John Saxton]

Hah that made you lot open up and look didn't it?

Anyway here goes and clean too with no references to Bozo(Zulu)

A man went to the movies to see a rerun of Gone with the Wind and was very surprised to see a large dog sitting next to a woman in a row in front of him.
What was even more surprising was that the dog seemed to be following the story,sitting with ears pricked,wagging his tail at the happy parts, and sitting downcast with bowed head during the distressing or emotional parts of the story.
At the conclusion of the movie the man could contain his curiosity no longer and, as the audience was filing out of the cinema, walked over to the lady.
"Excuse me,madam.I couldn't help noticing your dog during the movie.He seemed to understand the story and really enjoyed it.It was amazing!"
"Yes," replied the woman enthusiastically,if a trifle puddled."I was amazed,too.He hated the book!"

AND

How do you make a dog 'meow'?
Pass it quickly over a circular saw.

[Iain]

And for that Johnno should be given and award, it is the first genuine woody joke I have seen on this post.

ROYAL ORDER OF THE FREE ESPRESSO FROM NEIL.

[ubeaut]

Iain

This was the first genuine woodies joke A Real Woodies Joke (posted 12 months ago) and up until the dog one above was probably the last one.

Here is a competition for you all. Add your Genuine Woodies Jokes in the Genuine Woodies Jokes Competition post and the best 6 will appear in the 2001 Woodworkers Calendar. But be quick as we go to print soon.

[Iain]

And a free espresso ??????

[Tristan Croll]

Ah, but how do you make a cat bark?

A: Soak it in petrol and light it - "woof!"