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Thread: The Blonde and the Casino
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14th March 2005, 10:05 AM #1
Grumpy old Bugga
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The Blonde and the Casino
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
"I hope you don't mind," she said, "but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
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16th March 2005, 02:49 PM #2
Drop Bear Master
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Hey, I might try that at Crown tonight
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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16th March 2005, 02:58 PM #3
Retired
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Oh yeah, should go over a real treat Sluggo. :eek: :eek:
Originally Posted by Iain
Hey, I might try that at Crown tonight
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16th March 2005, 04:46 PM #4
I'm proof, there is a Dog
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I'm staying well away from Crown forever. Just in case.
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