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  1. 2nd April 2011, 01:16 PM #1
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    Default Chopsticks

    Allan was having lunch at a Munruben Chinese restaurant and he
    noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks.
    He asked why.

    The waiter said "Chopsticks are provided only on request."

    "But," then Allan countered, "if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you
    wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all the forks."

    "True," the waiter shot back, "but we would have to hire three more
    people to clean up the mess."
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  2. 2nd April 2011, 09:19 PM #2
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    So that's why they decided to CHOP STICKS out.

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    No Allan it was the people who tried to impersonate Mr Miyaggi and catching flied rice
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