A few for today

[gatiep]

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig.

The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill.



These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.


A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing.



Finally he had to ask them.
He said to the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!"



The hole digger replied, "Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."

[gatiep]

This guy went to work without realising he did not zip his
trousers. His secretary noticed and said to him "You didn't Close
the garage."
The guy did not understand so he went to call his wife and
asked if the garage door was closed. His wife said" "of course honey, the
garage door is closed." The guy went to his secretary and told her that his
wife said the garage door was closed.
The lady realised that he did not understand her So she
moved a little closer and said, "I mean you did Not zip your trousers".
The guy said,"ok" and went to his office and Zipped his
trousers.
When he came back he said to his secretary: "
When the garage was open, did you see my Mercedes Benz?"

The lady said, "No, only a Mini with two flat tyres

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[gatiep]

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom
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You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."
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The 4 year old nods his head in approval "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, ok?
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"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
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The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
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"Oh, *sherbit* mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops .
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WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
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She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be *flipping Coco Pops
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(How about a prize for keeping it clean )

(If this changes my font etc again, it'll get the Wack)!