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    Three Aussies and three Maoris were travelling by train to the World Cup
    in England. At the station the three Aussies each buy a ticket but notice
    the three Maoris buy just one ticket between them.
    One Aussie asked, "How can the three of you travel on one ticket?"
    A Maori replied, "Watch and learn bro".
    They all board the train, the Aussies get seated but the three Maoris cram
    into a toilet and close the door.
    When the conductor came along he took the tickets from the Aussies
    then knocked on the toilet door saying, "Ticket please". The toilet door
    opened just enough for the ticket to be shown and the conductor took it.
    The Aussies saw this and agreed it was a clever idea.
    When making the return trip from the game the Maoris again bought a
    single ticket, but to their astonishment the Aussies bought none at all.
    A Maori asked, "How can the three of you travel without a ticket?"
    An Aussie replied, "Watch and learn mate".
    When they board the train the three Maoris cram into a toilet and the
    train departs. Shortly afterwards one of the Aussies goes to the toilet
    door, knocks and says, "Ticket please".
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
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    Michael

    Wood Butcher

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