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  1. 16th March 2011, 06:48 PM #1
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    Paddy, an electrician, got sacked by the
    United States Prison Service for refusing to
    service their electric chair.

    He said that in his "professional opinion" it
    was nothing short of a death trap.

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    You'd think he'd suggest fitting a safety switch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisp View Post
    You'd think he'd suggest fitting a safety switch.

    An earth leak would do it.
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    OP was funny, but nearly wet myself reading this!
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    Couldn't resist it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    Couldn't resist it.
    , you shocked me.

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    Sparked a reaction though
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    Gee!! I got a charge out that one
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