Irish Sausage

[John Saxton]

Sensitivity Lecture

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or
If I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if
I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had
Asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish
Sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask
Me if I'm Irish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Bunnings."

[Ozkaban]

[Sawdust Maker]

isn't it with the paint?

[Grommett]

in the barbie section?