To true

[hook]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN : :

Compliment her, :
respect her, :
honour her, :
cuddle her,
kiss her, :
caress her, :
love her, :
stroke her, :
tease her, :
comfort her, :
protect her, :
hug her, :
hold her, :
spend money on her, :
wine and dine her, :
buy things for her, :
listen to her, :
care for her, :
stand by her, :
support her, :
hold her, :
go to the ends of the Earth for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN :

Show up naked. :
Bring food. :

[Iain]

Hook, what absolute sexist crap. Bring food.
WHAT ABOUT THE GROG????

[Rod]

Naked, Food, Grog and Boat. Yep that seems about right!

[John Saxton]

And a bloody good job to keep you in your comforts!

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Johnno

[RETIRED]

Her own tools so she could work in her spare time as well would be handy too.

[ubeaut]

Do ya reckon she might have a mate cos I wouldn't ming one them for myself. Specially if she's got a big screen TV with surround sound and a DVD player.

[AlexS]

You blokes have completely the wrong attitude! You're only thinking of material things, when it's people that matter....
Her father should be a publican.

[John Saxton]

Nah, he's gotta be a chef with a bloody good wine cellar

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Johnno