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    The Japanese Marcel Marceau Appreciation Society's Mime in a Box Guinness World Record attempt got off to a poor start when the President momentarily broke silence.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    At the announcement that Kevin Rudd is winding up his tour of Japan a little earlier than expected..
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    cookie48 is offline Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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    Hang on fella's. The underarm stink meter has broken

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    Despite the influence of Western culture the Japanese still haven't grasped the concept of the high five.
    Pugwash.

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    Ha ..every single caption made me ROR (raugh out roud)..

    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    With only one available microphone, the Chinese assault on the world Karaoke record fell into disarray.
    but Pugs made me raugh roudest...way you go

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Here's another ....
    Pugwash.

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    Okay, we're ready. Push the starter button, and we'll see if we can spot the problem.









    ps. that's a really nice deriere.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Bit hard to identify only from the rear end, but I'd say she's either Russian or Chinese. My guess is a MIG 29. And you thought I meant something else...

    Cheers
    Michael

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    Good by cruel world
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Afterburners ready to let rip, sir!

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    Male cleavage?

    or

    is my bum big in this?
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    ..And so Betty-Sue...if'n I can fit one o these here things in yer pickup....you'd be gettin to yer pole dancin classes a whole lot quicker...

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Unhappy with the Navy having all the good jokes, the RAAF introduce their version of the "Golden Rivet"

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    Here Fifi, here Fifi, whistle whistle.

    Cheers
    Michael

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    The mental image of this was too hard to resist.

    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    Okay, we're ready. Push the starter button, and we'll see if we can spot the problem.

    You go Chris.









    ps. that's a really nice deriere.
    Pugwash.

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