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4th March 2011, 10:35 AM #886
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What my seeing eye dog is not a labrador?
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Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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4th March 2011, 02:18 PM #887
Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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I taught to sit, and he taught me to stand.
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4th March 2011, 04:06 PM #888
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Man's best friend got a better pay deal, and swapped allegiance.
Chris
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....................but it's better than the alternative.
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4th March 2011, 08:04 PM #889
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erm, something is sticking out like db's
Originally Posted by Woodwould
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Michael
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4th March 2011, 09:17 PM #890
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mebbe it was the dog talking Originally Posted by mic-d
erm, something is sticking out like db's
Cheers
Michael
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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4th March 2011, 09:33 PM #891
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Originally Posted by underfoot
mebbe it was the dog talking
of course
I feel so foolish
It's obvious now, the bitch is in control, not the dog.
Cheers
Michael
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5th March 2011, 09:18 PM #892
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Special mention to woodwould for "Check out my new bitch"
but the winner is cookie48 for "I taught him to sit and he taught me to stand."
Your go cookie48.Pugwash.
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8th March 2011, 12:36 PM #893
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Looks like cookie's gone walkabout so I'll declare woodwould the winner.
Over to you Woodwould!Pugwash.
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8th March 2011, 01:10 PM #894
Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh. Damn bugger. Had good one to.
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8th March 2011, 01:19 PM #895
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Go for it! Originally Posted by cookie48
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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11th March 2011, 07:26 AM #896
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I hate it when this thread stalls, so I'll chuck this one in to get it moving again
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11th March 2011, 09:01 AM #897
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He wouldn't know what to do with it if he ever caught one but that didn't stop him trying.
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11th March 2011, 09:36 AM #898
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As a part of his initiation, Tabby had to fly with the eagles
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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11th March 2011, 10:18 AM #899
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Dinner!
Hugh
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11th March 2011, 10:30 AM #900
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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[best David Attenborough voice] Tail-gating and train surfing are not new phenomenon, nor are they restricted to humans. In Madagascar, one group of Black and White Ruffed Lemurs have developed a novel method of hitching a ride. The lemurs hide in roadside vegetation close to roadkill, often for hours, and ambush unsuspecting scavenging birds as they swoop down to feed on the carrion. [/best David Attenborough voice]
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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