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    Default Same age.

    My name is John Smith (for this joke anyway) and I was sitting in the waiting room
    for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed her dental diploma which
    bore her full name.
    Suddenly I remembered a tall, elegant, blonde haired girl with the same name
    who attended my high school some 40 odd years ago. Could it be the same
    girl I had a secret crush on back in those days?
    Upon seeing her I quickly discarded any such thought, this grey haired woman
    with deep wrinkles and blotchy skin looked far too old to be my classmate.

    After she had examined my teeth I asked her if she had attended my high
    school and she beamed with pride, "Yes, yes I did".

    I then told her that I also went to the very same high school at the same
    time she was there. She then said, "Why do you ask?"
    I proudly answered, "You were in my class".

    She looked at me a little more closely, then that ugly, old, fat, wrinkled,
    grey haired, decrepit, senile old bitch had the cheek to ask me

    "What did you teach?"


    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    he he ..reminds me of joining facebook so I could follow my kids travels through Europe..
    then a bunch of people contacted me saying that they went to school with me...
    but I ignored them..
    cause they were all old...
    unlike myself

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Haha I like it.

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