Same age.

[Allan at Wallan]

My name is John Smith (for this joke anyway) and I was sitting in the waiting room
for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed her dental diploma which
bore her full name.
Suddenly I remembered a tall, elegant, blonde haired girl with the same name
who attended my high school some 40 odd years ago. Could it be the same
girl I had a secret crush on back in those days?
Upon seeing her I quickly discarded any such thought, this grey haired woman
with deep wrinkles and blotchy skin looked far too old to be my classmate.

After she had examined my teeth I asked her if she had attended my high
school and she beamed with pride, "Yes, yes I did".

I then told her that I also went to the very same high school at the same
time she was there. She then said, "Why do you ask?"
I proudly answered, "You were in my class".

She looked at me a little more closely, then that ugly, old, fat, wrinkled,
grey haired, decrepit, senile old bitch had the cheek to ask me

"What did you teach?"


Allan

[underfoot]

he he ..reminds me of joining facebook so I could follow my kids travels through Europe..
then a bunch of people contacted me saying that they went to school with me...
but I ignored them..
cause they were all old...
unlike myself

[AlexHW]

Haha I like it.