The frightened young bride wanted to spend the night at her mothers house. That night, as her new husband began taking his shirt off,the bride took one look then went promptly running to her mother.
"He's got hair all over his chest," she cried. :What should I do?"
"Go back to your husband," her mother replied," and do your wifely duty."
After she returned to the bedroom, her husband took his pants off. Again,she went running to her mother."He's got hair all over his legs." she whimpered.
"What should I do?" "Go back and do your wifely duty," her mother replied once again.
Returning once more , she watched as her husband took off his socks noticing that one of his feet was half amputated,off she went to mother.
"He's only got one and a half feet." she wailed,"What shall I do?"
"Just calm down and wait here, dear," her mother soothed."Mother will take over now."


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Johnno