Mystery Woody Hands

[Wongo]

(mine's on the left, right?)

Right mate! I'll take whats left.

[Driver]

Cool! We don't get it in the shops around here.

Thanks heaps Driver.

(mine's on the left, right?)

Right. That's all that was left. I hope that's all right.

Incidentally, you may find that the chosen method of transport (ie, via the Net) has the effect of causing what appears to be evaporation of the jar's contents. This is an illusion. The way to fix it is to prepare a complete foily overgarment, with suitably positioned access ports. Don this garment before opening your jar of MFKL and you'll find the contents entirely available.

Al can provide you with a set of detailed instructions for preparation of the foily overgarment. I understand he recommends that you wear this at all times to completely prevent any access to your person by malign alien forces. This is a sensible precaution because, of course, once your tackle has been enhanced by a liberal application of MFKL, you will become irresistible to all known life forms and some unknown ones, too.

(The above information and advice was provided by a committee of Victorian-based members of this BB, chaired by Brother Borer. The present writer takes no responsibility for anything that may eventuate as a consequence).

[scooter]

...Al kindly warned me about this terrible invasion.

Er, WB, Al didn't measure you up for those jocks when he delivered that kind warning did he... :eek:

...backing away, avoiding eye contact...


Cheers..........Sean. -Who's scared now ?-

[Wood Borer]

No Scooter definitely not. I measured them up and made them myself. The only disappointing thing about making them is you don't get to use wood.

[vsquizz]

Hey Al, a certain amount of research was conducted beforehand. We didn't need foilies because the ceiling insulation was foil lined and when we sat outside we sat under a foil umbrella . You can never be to careful though...


Cheers

[ozwinner]

Well ok then, your excuses almost sound plauseable.
Just dont let it happen again.

Al

[Wood Borer]

Thankyou your Foilship.

[Kris.Parker1]

OK, wouldn't have aclue, but I am going to have a go:

1. Biting Midge
2. Wood Borer
3. Grunt
4. VSQuizz

They are not in any order

P.S. Have all the hands made a comment in this forum?

[Kris.Parker1]

Maybe I should read all the pages in the forum before submitting a post!!

In the spirit of Homer Simpson --- D'OH!!

[vsquizz]

Thanks Kris, I needed a good laugh on Sunday night . I'll assume you know that you could have deleted the post.


Cheers

[Kris.Parker1]

Thanks Kris, I needed a good laugh on Sunday night . I'll assume you know that you could have deleted the post.


Cheers

Yeah, thought of doing that, but I thought at the same time someone had already read my entries, oh well, abuse welcome, next time I'll rub the sleep outta my eyes and pay attention..

ha ha ha )