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  1. #871
    cookie48 is offline Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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    Do'nt woory about a flat. I've got the spare tyre around my belly

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    Carkeys. Where did I put the carkeys.
    I can relate to that sometimes.

    Take it away Chris.

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    Thanks (I think), have a go at this.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Hey dude.... how much water did you drink? (You have to know the joke)
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Hey dude.... how much water did you drink? (You have to know the joke)
    You're supposed to be original Cliff
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Contrary to popular belief, eucalyptus aren't the only leaves of interest to a Koala!
    Last edited by pugwash; 2nd March 2011 at 10:55 PM. Reason: spelling
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    How come every time someone gives me one of these I get the munchies?
    2 hamburgers please
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    Can't a bloke enjoy a postcoital ciggie in private? Yes I put on a show for Oprah, doesn't mean I want to be a celebrity.

    Cheers
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    "The keeper gave me this to stop me hiccuping. Now I can't stop giggling."
    Pugwash.

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    First you tell me I'm crazy to only like one species of leaf... Then I'm crazy 'cos I found another...

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    cookie48 is offline Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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    whhhhhhhhhhhhoa this five finger leaf better than gummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Photo finish goes to pugwash.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Thanks Chris!

    Here's a new one.
    Pugwash.

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    Hey dude... check out my new bitch!
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    . I trained him to sniff out bananas

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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