Outraged

[silentC]

Scary sharp is for pussies. Waterstones are what real men use. I use Colgate. Crepes are way better than pancakes. God bless America.

[craigb]

Well I think it's pathetic that the best use of their time that supposedly grown men can come up with is to try to trump each other in pretending to be outraged.

I think it's time you all got into the room full of mirrors and had a good long look at yourselves.

Disgusted of Sydney

[Wongo]

Hi,

My names NotNotWongo. Im a Buddhist. I living in Tibet and I a Univercity student because I am vely educated. I want to get a job in Austria. See you later.

[Termite]

I think it's time you all got into the room full of mirrors and had a good long look at yourselves.Disgusted of Sydney

WHAT!You expect me to get in a room full of mirrors with all the others :eek: and you call yourself disgusted :eek:

[Termite]

Hi,

My names NotNotWongo. Im a Buddhist. I living in Tibet and I a Univercity student because I am vely educated. I want to get a job in Austria. See you later.

OK, we're short of skilled labour and you can spell Buddhist correctly, youre hired.

[HappyHammer]

Should the bludging Labour state governments release the GST windfall given to them by little Johnny by abolishing stamp duty on mortgages?

HH.

[HappyHammer]

OR should it be used for youth internment camps and pityful parent camps?

HH.

[bitingmidge]

God bless America.

I've just heard that some Seppo network news anchorman (they must be able to hold their breath a long time if they work as anchors?) got the bullet because he READ some stuff relating to the president's miliatry career which wasn't correct.

In fact it was a made up bunch of porkies.

Oh what it must be to live in the land of the Free!

Cheers,

P

[Sturdee]

Oh what it must be to live in the land of the Free!

Yeh, as long as you're a WASP, for they locked the braves up on reservations.

Free the Chippewa people.


Peter.

[Iain]

I am really a Scottish Buddhist from the ancient order of Hari Haggis (hairy haggis was a breakaway group of dissidents) but have a desire to be called Rabbi McForeskin, just to outdo Notnotwongo.
May the Force Kin be with you

[Rusty]

Use of handtools, while promoted as "traditional" and "safe" has been found to be addictive and harmful to society. Handtool users unashamedly flaunt their lifestyle and even advocate handtool use by children. Users spend increasing amounts of time alone in their "sheds" placing further strain on the family unit, and reports have surfaced of occult organisations, such as the infamous Dark Siders, who practice this dangerous habit without regard to the consequences.

Action must be taken now to stop the spread of this insidious scourge. Children must be taught that flat packed, self-assembled furniture is not "uncool", rather it is the only responsible choice. All woodwork must be performed by CNC machinery, isolated from human contact. Trees are only for hugging.

Handtool use- even powertool use, for that matter- can even lead to confidence, ability and perhaps eventually a degree of self-reliance; one can only imagine the horrific social cost of free thinking individuals who can make their own hall tables.

STAMP OUT WOODWORKING.

Do it for the kids. It's their future.



I heard Osama Bin Laden has a spokeshave.

[ozwinner]

See you later.

Wong, Wongo, Wong.
You are no longer required as our resident Asian.
Its, "rater" not "later".
Please pick up your pink slip at the front office.

Al

[ozwinner]

I heard Osama Bin Laden has a spokeshave.

Last time I looked, he needed a shave.

Al :confused:

[echnidna]

Its more enjoyable making sawdust if you get them in the right mood first. :eek:

Thats easy to do without hugging a tree.
Just tickle their midriff with a chainsaw.

[DanP]

have a desire to be called Rabbi McForeskin

You can't have it. McDonalds have the Trademark.

Dan