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  1. 22nd February 2011, 08:28 AM #781
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    Ok

    Pugwash with is leftfield caterpillar got the biggest chuckle

    I probably would have gone with
    "When I asked for a room with a view I expected some amenities
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  2. 22nd February 2011, 10:52 PM #782
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    Is it my turn? How about this one.
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    So Brenda wore the sky blue helmet....because it matched the colour of the little do-hicky on the side of the big thingummy-jig

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
  4. 23rd February 2011, 10:07 AM #784
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    How does this fix my split ends
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  5. 23rd February 2011, 10:29 AM #785
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    How does this fix my split ends
    It pulls them out by the roots.
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  6. 23rd February 2011, 10:35 AM #786
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    Hay Blondie put that hair up under the hat. It's more valuable than your blond brain.
    Last edited by A Duke; 23rd February 2011 at 12:48 PM. Reason: typo
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  7. 23rd February 2011, 10:38 AM #787
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    Not content with what was on offer at Adult World, Natasha devised her own contraption.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.

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  8. 23rd February 2011, 12:47 PM #788
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    Something very blonde seems to have happened when Stella put together the Ikea kitchen.
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    Calm down Cheryl - just hold your breath, close your eyes and your hair will be dry in 3 sconds flat...... then we'll let you out of there.
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    vacuum chamber markII decommissions vacuum chamber markI.

    (Hey it's just a game, I don't really mean it! )

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    "What does it do? Whaddya mean what does it do? It keeps your beer cold, that's what it does!"
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    Lucy was hoping the astro physics research grant would finish soon so she could get a real job on the checkout at Coles
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    Blonde Jokes? This will fix their Blonde Jokes... bwahaha bwahahahaha
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    "It's ever so exciting!" gushed Sheila; "But Professor, exactly how many songs will it hold?"
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    ....and what does this button do again? .......


    OK! I got everything up until just after "now listen carefully"
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