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  1. #1
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    Default Potential Juror

    As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery
    case, I was sitting in a courtroom, answering
    questions from both sides.

    The prosecutor asked had I ever been mugged?
    Did I know the victim or the defendant?

    The defense attorney took a different approach.
    "I see you are a teacher," he said. "What do
    you teach?"

    "English and Drama Theatre," I responded.

    "Then I guess I better watch my grammar," the
    defense attorney quipped.

    "No" I shot back. "You better watch your
    acting."

    I was excused from the case.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Haha excellent, had a little chuckle there.

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