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  1. 8th March 2005, 06:18 PM #1
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    Here ya go Monkeyman, see if this quenches your thirst.

    Also one here for you cat-lovers.
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  2. 8th March 2005, 06:29 PM #2
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    How do you make a monkey fizz??


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    Sorry Alex. The link dropped out when I did an edit on the other posts
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    How do you make a monkey fizz??


    Al :confused:
    Well you get a six penny bunger and you shove it..........
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    A monkey fizz would be like a mallard fizz but a little less ducky.
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    Mmmm.... monkey fizzz...... I know how to make a dog meow & a cat bark but....

    Maybe if we freeze him & then drop him in hot water?????


    Oh! OH! AARRRHHH I KNOW!!!!!!
    What about if we put Salvital in his potty????
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    I used to work on a dairy farm and we had these tablets the size of golf balls we'd stick up the cows jacksie after they'd delivered a calf - talk about fizz....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    I used to work on a dairy farm and we had these tablets the size of golf balls we'd stick up the cows jacksie after they'd delivered a calf - talk about fizz....
    So . . . Zed. . . Enquiring minds would like to know. Why was it that you stuck the tablets up the cows? Hmmmm?
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    fun answer : "fruit tingles"

    serious answer : "uterine ejector concentrate" (for placental removal)
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    I wish you'd told me that before I shook your hand the other day, Zed :eek:
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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    Zed

    This might appear to be irrelevant but I assure you it's not:

    If you speak nicely to Darren, he'll tell you a golfing story about a bloke with a 5-iron wrapped round his throat and how it got there.
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    That'd be the one about the bloke who went golfing with his missus and she lost her ball?

    Oh yeah, there were cows grazing in the next field?
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    Distributing Zed's golf balls at the Mardi Gras - plenty of fruit tingles....... :eek:


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  15. 10th March 2005, 08:19 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by craigb
    That'd be the one about the bloke who went golfing with his missus and she lost her ball?

    Oh yeah, there were cows grazing in the next field?
    That's the one, Craig.
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