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14th February 2011, 12:38 PM #1
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Allan's Valentines Day Gift
A Thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift
John asked his friend, Allan, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Allan who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' John added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Allan smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
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14th February 2011, 10:49 PM #2
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Sorry Ray, but John got the story a little wrong.
I gave the old bag a belt ... but she hit me back twice as hard.
Pity help me if she ever gets to read this one.
Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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14th February 2011, 10:51 PM #3
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I'll phone her tomorrow
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16th February 2011, 05:44 AM #4
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Allan maybe you sould just belt the old bag
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
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Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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